HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Everyone should start Halloween off with a disturbing sight, right? With that in mind, I give you the Penis Bear. Yes, click on that image and check out the close-up. I discovered Penis Bear earlier in the week when a co-worker pointed him out. There he was, sitting nonchalantly in the back window of a random beat up Ford. He’s been there ever since. I couldn’t resist sneaking up to take a photo. Who manufactures such a thing? Why is he uncircumsized? Who in my office is actually weird enough to drive around with this in their car? The world may never know.
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Comments
5 responses to “Happy Halloween”
Good to see the proportions are right…comparable with Ostrayan blokes anyway.
Hahaha. I can’t think of a good comeback for that one without also insulting the Snook so I’ll just let it go… 🙂
So will you be starting to add this to your range of knitted goods?
happy halloween, kris! hope your party goes well!
I think my favorite bit is the tuft of hair. Classy!