Earlier this week…
Me: Snookums, I have a dream. A dream of a T-shirt I shall make for the Rugby Final this Saturday.
Snookums: What’s going to be on it?
Me: A wallaby pooing on the Queen’s head!
Snookums: Well, technically she’s our Queen too.
Me: Crap. I forgot.
Snookums: How about an English rose instead?
Me: Brilliant!

Me and Major

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  1. Didn’t help though! 🙂

  2. Did you say “she’s OUR queen, too?!?”


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