Speaking of boobage… There’s no way that was unintentional. Who wears silver pasties if you don’t intend to show your breasts? Sorry, Janet, that was just skanky.
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6 responses to “Speaking of boobage…”
“Wardrobe malfunction”…heh! More like taste malfunction. Janet’s getting desperate.
I would have been more entertained with footage of the people in the room w/ me when it happened. That’s what I want to see on Sportscenter – just cameras set up in rooms full of people watching it. With sound of course, so we can hear the screams/gasps.
We were too shocked to utter a sound for a good ten seconds or so. Then we all exchanged looks and I asked, “Did y’all see what I think I just saw?” Heh. 🙂
There ya go: http://www.drudgereport.com/mattjj.htm (WARNING: nudity)
Hee!!! That nipple accessory cracks me up!
The closer I look at the picture, it’s obvious it’s more than just a paistie. It’s a total nipple piercing. Me-OUCH…but in a good way. I’m a boob-man.
Yeah, that’s the conclusion I came to after looking at the Drudge picture. I guess we should all thank her for teaching America the difference between a pastie and a nipple disc! 🙂