Mmm… Chocolate dipped pork fat.

Mmmm… Chocolate-dipped pork fat. I wonder if they could make the chocolate sauce with Splenda, thus resulting in the Best. Low-Carb. Treat. Ever! (I kid, people.)

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  1. Claire

    That is rank. Sounds like something Nigella would eat 🙂

  2. I dunno if she’d eat it… but she’d certainly suck on it lasciviously while tossing her hair, I bet. (Ooh, $5 says that’s the cover of her next book!)

  3. That’s quite enough of this Nigella bashing, Kris! 🙂

    Besides, I’m betting that she’s going to do something subtle–maybe licking her lips while holding two cantaloupes at chest-level?