Dude, where’s my fetus?

Me: Ooh, change the channel. I think that fetus thing is coming on.
Snook: What fetus thing?
Me: Oh, you know, the documentary that woman made that’s been in all the news. What’s it called?
Snook: Not Without My Fetus?
Me: *giggle*
Snook: Dude, Where’s My Fetus? The Fetus Strikes Back?
Me: *uncontrollable laughter*

It just continued on from there. Five days later we’re still throwing out gems like 2001: A Fetus Odyssey and Citizen Fetus. It’s fun. Try it.

Note: For the record, the film was called My Foetus, which is obviously way too lame and unmemorable. And it has that weird “o” in it.

28 thoughts on “Dude, where’s my fetus?”

  1. Meet the Fetus.
    My Left Fetus.
    Night of the Living Fetus.
    Evil Fetus III: Fetus of Darkness.

    (I have a way of taking a joke to new lows)

  2. Not Without My Foetus, Y Tu Foetus También, Foetus-Hur, A Clockwork Foetus, The Last Temptation of Foetus, and of course M. Night Shymalan’s The Foetus.

  3. The Scent of a Fetus. Dr. Strangefetus or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Fetus.

  4. Twin Fetuses, Blue Fetus, Fetus at Heart, Lost Fetus, Fetus Drive, Fetus Walk with Me. Apologies to David Lynch.

  5. wait, wait, wait, someone else around here is a Peorus fan? I was going to make the jokes but didn’t think anyone would get them….strange….

  6. Saw Foetus on TV in about 1986, bought my flatmate of the time one of the albums. “Another hungover morning from the bottom of the black lagoon.” Strange what sticks in the mind.

  7. “…purgatory disguised as a womb with a view…” aw, man, now I’m going to have that in my head all night!And you saw em on TV?!?!? Lordy, the TV I was watching in 86 was not that cool.

  8. Man, this discussion has really rambled, hasn’t it? It’s like “fetus” is some conversational nexus of the universe. We’ll all be talking about it for days. 🙂

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