TV Stuff:

• Did Mimi on Days of Our Lives get fake boobs? We’re just up to the bit where Philip is going to rent her half of the loft, and as she stood there in her (awful, horrible) crochet shawl, I suddenly noticed that her new (glaring, orange) huge breasts were filling half the screen. Snookums was unable to confirm (and he usually has good fake-boob-dar). Any opinions?
• Man, Lost is soooo good. We just watched the second episode. The Snook is the King of Wild and Unsubstantiated Speculation. When the Korean woman unbuttoned her top button, he turned to me in all seriousness: “She’s going to kill him.” When Sawyer read the piece of paper and then meaningfully glanced at the hiking group, he announced: “He’s gay. You’re supposed to think he’s looking at Kate, but he’s really checking out hobbit ass.” Luckily the damn polar bear was a twist neither of us could have made up. I think we’re hooked. (Although every time they mention flying out of Sydney, I get a little more freaked out. Qantas… Qantas never crashes…)
• Finally finished watching the second season of The Office. My heart broke. How in the world could Maria Lucas do that to Tim? She’s such an idiot! Yeah, I think I read a spoiler somewhere that they kiss in the Christmas special, but I’m worried that I read it wrong and they might not have a happy ending because that would be so, you know, hip and realistic and crap. I don’t care if it’s realistic or not. I want Dawn and Tim to hook up, dammit! So now I need to rent the DVD, I guess.

And hey, doesn’t the new Survivor start soon? And the Rob-and-Ambah season of the Race isn’t far off. It’s a good time to TiFaux.