Bye Pluto!

Pluto is no longer a planet. Isn’t that really weird? That they can just decide to rescind a fact we all learned as kids? I guess teachers will have to come up with some new mnemonics.

On a related mind-blowing note: “How many oceans are there?” Every American kid would say “four,” right? Well, get this: Australian kids say FIVE! Or at least, that’s what Snookums learned in school. He says they don’t count the Arctic Ocean; they count the North and South Atlantic separately and add in the “Southern Ocean” around Antarctica.

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4 responses

  1. Anonymous

    Well, every USer kid is wrong. As is Snookums. The Southern is an officially designated ocean (since 2000). As is the Arctic.

  2. this is the weirdest thing i have ever read. can you just DO that? weird. by committee, then, we’ve decided that all apartments are now called dinglehuts, and the lake michigan is a shi tzu.

  3. Bye Pluto? Weird, I just heard that we’ve added 3 more planets to a total of 12… So I see they’ve decided to downgrade instead. Probably best that way, Pluto can stop fooling itself now and be comfortable with what it is, a dwarf planet hemmorhoid of the solar system.

    I can confirm that we did learn there are 5 oceans back in school.. our version was Pacific, Indian, Atlantic, Arctic and Great Southern…

  4. Okay, so either Rodd is remembering them wrong, or he failed Geography. 🙂