Today in the knitting shop I had a call from someone “working on the new Bazmark film.” Sweet! (Regular readers will recall that I once gave Baz’s wife Catherine Martin knitting lessons.) So anyway, the chick wanted all this thick gnarly grey alpaca wool and I managed to track it down for her. She came by in the afternoon to pick it up.

Me: So will we be seeing Nicole sporting a jumper from this in the movie?
Her: Uh, no. *pause* We’re using it to make Aboriginal pubic coverings.

But of course.