Identify yourself with music. Since Max rejected REM, I’ve used them for my own answers.

1. Are you male or female? She Just Wants to Be
2. Describe yourself. The Wake-Up Bomb
3. How do some people feel about you? Half a World Away
4. How do you feel about yourself? Imitation of Life
5. Describe your boyfriend. The One I Love
6. Where would you rather be? Underneath the Bunker
7. Describe what you want to be. Superman
8. Describe how you live. Shaking Through
9. Describe how you love. Talk About the Passion
10. Share a few words of wisdom. Why Not Smile?

I tried to avoid the super-obvious answers…

Experiment
This morning I got up 45 minutes earlier and went to the gym. I know; I couldn’t believe it myself. I ran two miles before coming home to shower and have breakfast. So far I’m noticing that I have a little more energy than usual, and I’m not as hungry between meals. I might have to make a habit of this!

Spike… The Fonzie of our generation? Thanks to Brigita for pointing me to this great article about how Spike ruined Buffy the Vampire Slayer. And here we all thought it would be Michelle Trachtenberg!

Seen in the window of the local tanning salon today: “Our only competition is 93 million miles away.”

That’s even funnier after a day like today. Just ask the Snook. He’s the one that had to clean up the half-inch of water standing in our dining room this morning. 🙁

I friggin’ love this… The Top Ten Punky Brewster Episodes of All Time. My personal favorites are #9 (the post-Challenger disaster episode with Buzz Aldrin) and #1 (where Cherie hides in a refrigerator and almost dies). An excerpt:

I always liked this episode because there was a lady in my apartment building when I was growing up who also hated kids. Only, I never saved her life and we never became friends. She was a real bitch.

Bwa ha ha ha! Very funny stuff.

Monday Annoyances:

• Noting moth-eaten holes in your favorite sweater as you pull it out of storage
• Co-workers who rearrange the fridge to fit in their lunch and prop yours up sideways without realizing that you deliberately left it upright so it wouldn’t leak curry all over everything
• Learning that though I follow the rules and turn in timesheets when I’m sick (so I don’t get paid for the time off), my unscrupulous stinky colleague never does
• ARRGGHH! Thinking that the Survivor finale isn’t for a few days so you open up your web browser and there’s a big-ass headline spoiling it all for you

Okay, your turn…

I am so going to try out Sailor Moon hair on myself!

Happy Mother’s Day, Ma!

I’ve just posted my May Day Project Photos from yesterday. There are a few cute ones in there. My biggest problem was that I kept forgetting to take pictures! I completely forgot during my morning sewing class. I’ve made up for it by including one where you can almost see my boob. (I’m serious.) You can see other folks’ contributions on the official project site. I wish mine were as cool as Tracey‘s!