Month: March 2007 (page 2 of 8)

Washing Machine Repair

Reason #412 Why We Haven’t Reproduced:
The Snook and I have been laboring under the delusion that our washing machine was broken all week. We called the nice folks at Direct Appliance Service to come take a look at it. The guy fiddled with the knob and know it works perfectly. There wasn’t anything wrong with it; we probably just overloaded it. Thankfully, the nice man didn’t even charge us the call-out fee. (Hence my public recommendation.) Now you may laugh at us.

Later: No, wait! It really is broken. The damn thing stopped working again.

The Jolly Knitter

“Once a jolly knitter sat beside a billabong…” Mary-Helen has given us a new patriotic song for the ages. And she’s not even Australian!

The Chaser’s War on Everything

The Snook and I joined Rob and Amy tonight for the taping of the first episode of The Chaser’s War on Everything‘s new season. After spending more than an hour penned in by Security, waiting for the boys to finish rehearsal, we were ready for some laughs. The set looked great (including Miss Fee‘s Trojan horse) and the Easter eggs the guys threw to the crowd were much appreciated. The show was extra long since they had a lot of material from over the summer, so I imagine it’ll get trimmed down a fair bit. My favorite bit were the nudists. Yes, they really did get naked in the studio. Be sure to watch tomorrow night at 9pm! (Or download it if you’re not local…)

Yoshimi

Yoshimi battles the pink robots… on Broadway. I predict Amy will be ALL OVER THIS. (Link courtesy of John.)

Monday Morning

Minus: The coffee shop was out of Diet Coke this morning.

Plus: Albert and Mrs Morris went to see Scoop on the weekend, and apparently Mrs M kept saying through the whole movie how much I looked like Scarlett Johansson. W00t!

Daylight Savings

Note to Americans: Daylight Savings has finally ended here in Sydney – *sob!* – so the time difference has changed. We’re now ten hours behind Indiana time (plus one day), and seven hours behind LA time (again, plus one day).

Us on YouTube

For anyone who missed us on the Internet this morning – like, oh, my MOM and my SISTER and my COUSIN and probably the whole rest of my family, not that I’m bitter, except that them seeing it was the WHOLE REASON for getting up at the BUTT CRACK OF DAWN anyway, GAH! – Amy took a little movie of us in the booth and put it on YouTube. I’m on the phone with my American stalker, who is desperately trying to buy the scarf I was knitting on Wednesday. (You’ll note that I’m sporting the excellent “I blogged your Mom” shirt that Bex got me, while she herself is wearing an awesome “I learned to knit in prison” shirt.)

Civic Duty

Doing my Civic Duty
In addition to knitting on the Internet this morning and finishing the Kitty Kat Cardy, I had one other important task for the day: VOTE! Today was the NSW State Election and, as voting is compulsory in Australia, I got to vote here for the very first time. The Snook and I headed over to our local polling place this afternoon, which just so happened to be at the Notre Dame Sydney campus. I was amused by how totally casual the whole process was. I showed a lady at a card table my driver’s license, and she ticked me off a big list of names. Then she handed me two paper ballots (one of which was truly massive) and directed me to a simple cardboard booth. No, really! No Diebold machines, no curtains, no hanging chads. Just a pencil and a couple pieces of paper. (I have to say, the ballots were really well designed, too. I had no trouble understanding exactly where I had to mark.) Then I just had to fold my ballots and put them in some cardboard bins. (No lock box or anything!) And that was it! We were in and out in less than ten minutes.

I have to say though, I totally cracked up at some of the parties listed on the big ballot. I mean, the first one was “The Fishing Party.” (My Dad would be all over that one.) I also remember “Australians Against Further Immigration” (like I’d ever vote for them), “The Shooters Party” (again, one for Dad), and the cryptic “Save Our Suburbs.” I’m just disappointed I didn’t see the “Standing-At-The-Back-Dressed-Stupidly-And-Looking-Stupid Party.”

It’s finished…

And with eighteen minutes to spare, the Argyle Kitty Kat Cardigan is finished!

Later: Pattern notes have been added after the jump.All done!

Okay, now that she’s been safely turned in at the Easter Show, I thought I’d better record some pattern notes. This cardigan was knit out of Eki Riva Superbaby Alpaca. I probably used about six balls all together. I started by taking the measurements of a fitted hoodie that I already had. Then I knitted up a tension swatch and used my gauge to figure out about how many stitches around this thing was going to be. Since I’m still pretty inexperienced with shaping, I hunted through all my pattern books to find a garment with a similar gauge and fit. I found Dotty by Kim Hargreaves from Rowan 28. It wasn’t exactly perfect – it’s entirely in moss stitch, for one thing, and it’s a v-neck – but it was close enough.

Then there’s the matter of the argyle colourwork. I started by generating some knitter’s graph paper and then transferring it into Photoshop. Then I began scouring the Internet for argyle cardigans to get ideas. My first impulse was to do a “skull-gyle” like this one, but the more I thought about it, the more I realized I’d rather be unique. So the Snook and I brainstormed other designs. I thought about the mudflap girl silhouette, but she wasn’t the right sort of shape. We finally found a neat retro looking cat head while browsing at Faster, Pussycat. I set to work graphing it out and playing with colours. I then sent it ’round to Amy, Bex, and Fee for advice. Finally, I broke out my trusty 3.25mm circular and cast on.

The knitting of the body was relatively straightforward, and the only tricky bit was positioning my graph so that it didn’t get eaten up by the neck or shoulder shaping. I used moss stitch for the bands, opting to ignore the buttonhole issue completely for the moment. I finished the bodice eight days later. The shoulders were joined and I picked up around the neck for a moss stitch collar band. Then came the magical puffy sleeve epiphany. I spent a day or two conferring with Bex (who’s a much more experienced seamstress) and scribbling pages of calculations. Basically, I measured around my upper arm, multiplied by my gauge, and was pleased to see it lined up with the number of stitches in the “Dotty” sleeves right before the armpit. That meant I could use the sleeve cap shaping from Dotty. I worked out that the cap was 65 rows high, which meant that all my added stitches for puffiness would have to be decreased over that distance. So I planned, and then I knitted, and then I looked it over. It seemed to be working! After knitting both sleeves, I began work on the embroidery. The white lines (along with the kitty eyes and noses) were done with duplicate stitch, while the eye outlines and whiskers were done in backstitch (with the wool split in half to be thinner). I’m really happy with how cute it turned out!

So then I just had to put it all together. I sewed in the sleeves and started thinking about buttons. With time running out, I went with a simple small black plastic shank button that I hoped wouldn’t compete with everything else. I considered using Elizabeth Zimmerman’s “afterthought buttonhole” technique, but I literally had less than two hours and the idea of snipping holes at that point just wasn’t happening. So I decided to see if I could simply enlarge a gap between two stitches enough to get my button through. It fit, but only just. So I again split my wool down to 2ply and used it to overcast and enlarge each hole. I only put five buttons down the front, and I think if I had to do it again (with more time) I’d have put more. I doubt I’ll wear it fully buttoned much anyway. And that’s it!

As for publishing, I’m really not sure if it’s worthwhile given that so much of it was inspired by other garments. It’s practically a “collage” of other pieces, really! But I’m happy with how it turned out and it’ll be interesting to see what the judges make of it…

And don’t forget…

And don’t forget… I’ll be appearing here tomorrow morning at 8am Sydney time (which is 5pm Friday Indiana time). The phone number to SMS or ring us is +61 424 875 224.