• Sticks and String

    David Reidy is “an Australian bloke who knits” and he’s recently launched a new knitting podcast. Mary-Helen‘s a fan but I haven’t had a chance to give it a listen yet. To be honest, I was put off a little bit upon meeting him at SSK yesterday when he made a snarky joke about how expensive my shop is. I wasn’t sure how to take it. He’s apparently doing a bit of a local industry media blitz though, and Chrystalla reported that he just turned up to drop off a business card. She also said that he’s a weekend regular and has done several of our classes before… so maybe I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt.

    Later: Well, now I feel a bit silly. I just had a great e-mail from David where he apologised and explained everything. I’m sorry to have put him on the defensive. As I said in my reply, it sometimes gets awkward and difficult for me at knitting events to separate myself from my position as “Tapestry Craft representative.” I mean, I was going to SSK for a full year before I started working in the shop. I don’t think we’re perfect and I don’t want people to think they can’t bitch about it in front of me. It’s just really hard for me not to take complaints personally. But I’m happy to admit I completely misunderstood David’s intent, and I apologise completely for calling him out. And besides, it turns out he’s a regular… and the customer is always right!


  • My Nike + iPod Hack

    My Nike + iPod HackMy Nike + iPod Hack
    I went over to Newtown today to meet Lara and pick up my new Apple gear. (Lara works at Total Recall in North Sydney, and I am officially giving them a plug.) I got a beautiful pink 4GB iPod nano (I have named her “Kylie”) and the Nike + iPod kit. As soon as I got home, I started charging her up in preparation for our first run. The big problem, of course, is that I don’t have the special Nike shoes with the hole for the sensor. My original plan was to use this popular hack, but within seconds I discovered that my stash of velcro is the sew-on variety (i.e. not sticky). Shoot. But hey, I’ve got a sewing machine gathering dust in the closet, right? So I decided to roll my own. It worked out pretty well! (More photos and instructions after the jump.) With that sorted, it was time to try the sucker out. The Snook and I headed over to Victoria Park to do our usual 5K route. (We used Google Pedometer a while back to determine that four laps is just about 5K.) We started the workout and we were off! Halfway around, I hit the center button to trigger the verbal feedback. My song faded while a pleasant female voice announced our current distance, time, and pace. Sweet! (To my surprise, the pace calculation doesn’t simply divide your distance by the time; it actually calculates your pace at any given second. That’s nice.) I was hurting during the third lap so it was time for my Power Song: Eminem’s “Lose Yourself.” (Boring and obvious, I know. I need suggestions!) It gave me a really nice lift, and afterwards it switches right back into the song you were listening to previously. As far as accuracy, this thing was pretty much spot-on straight out of the box. I didn’t bother to do the calibration and our 5K distance was accurate to within about 20 feet. That’s good enough for me! As soon as we got home, I plugged Kylie back in so I could upload my run data to the Nike website. To my surprise, I have the eighth fastest 5K time for Australian females in my age group this week! (Proof.) Of course, my time was SLOW AS so I’m sure I’ll drop once the pool of runners gets a bit larger. Anyway, you want to see the details of my shoe hack, right?The basic idea I had was to make a tubular pocket of fabric just big enough to slip the sensor down inside and long enough that I could weave it through my shoelaces and velcro the ends together. For extra waterproof-ness, I slipped the sensor inside a tiny snaplock bag to keep it dry. Here’s a picture of my shoes as currently laced (by Joe at The Runner’s Shop in Clovelly):

    My shoes

    There’s a nice gap between the laces just about the size of the sensor, so that’s where I thought it would sit. I decided to make the pocket about three times as long as the sensor, so the ends would wrap around and join up. Here’s what the finished tube looks like:

    Tube

    I’ve folded it like that so you can see that the two bits of velcro are on opposite sides. You can also see that my sensor (wrapped in its little baggie) just fits in the open end. Here’s what it looks like on my shoe (without the ends fastened):

    On my shoe

    The sensor is sitting in the middle section between my laces. (Make sure you put the flat side with the Nike logo on top!) Now I just need to stick the ends together:

    Finished Nike + iPod shoe hack

    Voila! It’s snug as a bug and doesn’t shift around at all. Works like a charm.

    Nike + iPod hack diagramHow to do it:
    Here’s a really, really basic diagram. You want your tube to end up being about 13cm long by 3cm wide (which, since it’s folded over, is really 6cm). So cut your fabric a little bigger than that. I went with about a half-inch seam allowance so I’ve suggested you cut it something like 15cm x 9cm. (The blue area on my diagram is the seam allowance. It might be helpful for velcro placement if you actually draw the 13cm x 6cm box on your fabric.)

    Now’s a good time to hem the top edge, otherwise the open end of your tube will fray. So fold over one of the short sides a little bit and sew it down. (I did this by hand after the fact, but if I were doing it again I’d use the machine at this stage.)

    Now you need your velcro. Cut two pieces about as big as the sensor itself and sew them down vaguely as shown on the diagram. They should be about half the width of the tube and a little less than one third of the length. You have to put them in opposite corners so they end up on opposite sides when you sew it together.

    Which you should do now. Fold right sides together and sew as indicated by the red line. Then trim your seam allowances and turn the sucker right-side out. (Be patient when turning it. The tube is small and the velcro can be stiff, so just take your time.)

    And that’s pretty much it! Slide your sensor in the open end and position in the middle of the tube. Weave the two ends through your laces, fold over, and stick together. That sucker’s not going anywhere!


  • Jenny Kee

    Damn! I just discovered that Jenny Kee – Australian fashion icon, John Lennon’s “first Asian conquest”, and designer of some of the most iconic Aussie knitwear ever – is going to be speaking at the Newtown Festival tomorrow at 1:00. And I agreed to work at the shop. Double damn. I could’ve gotten my book signed!


  • Bacon

    Robots think we taste like bacon. I would’ve guessed that. I’m nummy like bacon. (Link courtesy of John.)


  • REM vs U2

    REM vs U2: Who was the best rock band of the 80’s?” Ahhh, the eternal debate. Put me down with Kevin firmly on the REM side. U2 have written some catchy, rousing tunes I’ll grant you… but there’s not a lot of subtlety there, is there?


  • I’m in Ur House

    I’M IN UR HOUSE IMPEACHIN’ UR DOODZ. That is too funny. (Although the parrot may be funnier.) I just had a sudden realization: Not only is Nancy now the first woman Speaker of the House; she’s also third in line to the Presidency. Have we ever gotten that close before?


  • The Motherlode

    We had a visit from Ma and Pa Snook today, who are in town for the GreenX gardening expo. They also had some presents for us. Since Rodd’s grandma recently went to live in a nursing home, she was giving away a lot of her old craft stuff. I scored dozens of knitting needles along with a sweet denim needle roll, a stack of old craft magazines and pattern books, and a very large, very heavy framed needlepoint tapestry of a naked woman reclining on a rug with a whippet. I am not kidding. (We’re hoping to hang it on the wall facing CouchCam.) But anyway, I started flipping through the magazines… and my jaw just kept dropping. For a connoisseur of tacky knitting like myself, this is a friggin’ treasure trove. I could just post one a day for the rest of the month and be done with NaBloPoMo. But for now, I’ve picked the very best one to start with. It’s from the November 1, 1972 issue of the Australia Women’s Weekly, and it’s entitled “How to make DOLLS and Dolls’ Gear”. You aren’t going to be believe this.

    Dolls

    Yes, that is an “Island Doll.” He’s made out of felt but his skirt and “necktie” are knitted out of raffia. (Yes, he has a grass skirt.) I like the way they’ve set him up to leer at the Aryan doll. And are those white bits on his face meant to be a bone in his nose? It’s crazy how racist some of this stuff was.

    There’s an almost-equally shocking Golliwog doll on the back cover that I’m saving for another day.


  • Woohoo!

    Woohoo! Lara just e-mailed to let me know that the Nike + iPod kits are FINALLY here in Australia! She’s got one (plus a shiny new pink Nano) waiting for me. Let the half-marathon training begin!


  • Rumsfeld Quit

    WHAT A WAY TO WAKE UP! I knew that the Dems had the House locked up and were close on the Senate before I went to bed last night… but to get up this morning and discover that Rumsfeld quit? It’s like Christmas! This nearly makes up for that horrible morning two years ago. Well, not quite. But it’s good.

    Edited to add: And how did I forget about Indiana? We picked up THREE Democratic seats and now have more Democrat representatives that Republicans. That is UNHEARD OF. Not to mention that my own District 2 managed to get rid of Count Chocula! (Rodd e-mailed me yesterday saying: “Looks like Grandma Veva’s campaigning paid off!” My Grandma is an old-school labor union Democrat who wants me to move back so we can help Hilary with her campaign in 2008.)


  • Movember Update

    Scruffy Lookin' NerfherderMovember Update
    The Snook is now over a week into his Movember effort and I think we’ve officially entered “scruffy lookin’ nerfherder” territory. He’s waiting for a bit more coverage before he shapes it though. My own November challenge – NaBloPoMo – is going well and I haven’t missed a day yet!



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