Am I on holiday, or what? I can’t help posting. I go to check my e-mail and end up reading blogs and examining my site statistics. This one is too good to pass up: I’m the #2 result when you search for “paceyporn”, second only to the site itself! I swear, I didn’t think that up on my own. Somebody actually found my site that way.
Happy birthday to me…
Um, yeah, so that rain I mentioned? It turned out to be the biggest flood in over fifty years. Snookums’s parents’ house is seriously located right in the middle of the swath of destruction, yet luckily they’re up on a high hill and most of the bridges near us were still passable. We couldn’t get back to Sydney til Tuesday though, when we lucked out and discovered a train that was still running. Now we’re back in civilization at Snookums’s sister’s house (hooray for cable modems!) and planning our tour of the city. Since the flood cut into my time in Sydney, we managed to call my office in London and convince them to let me stay an extra couple of days. I got Qantas to move my ticket, and Voila! I’m here til next Tuesday. Apologies to my patient visitors for the extended sabbatical, but I promise to have lots of interesting stuff to share when I get back. Later…
Greetings everybody! I’m about halfway through my trip and I thought I’d check in and say hello. Singapore was great, very hot with lots of shopping malls and things to do. Snookums and I visited the Zoo and got our picture taken with a chimpanzee! It was so cute. We got into Sydney on Wednesday and unfortunately it’s been raining ever since. We did make it out to see a koala though, and I got my first glimpse of the Pacific. On a scarier note, I had a leech in my shoe today that took a tiny bite out of my foot! I used my new digital camera to take pictures for you all when I get back… 🙂 See you soon!
It’s Friday night, and in less than 12 hours I’ll be boarding a plane to take me to over halfway around the world… three days in Singapore, followed by a week and a half in Sydney, Australia with Snookums and his family. You can bet there’ll be lots of pictures to put up on web-goddess upon my return. I’ll try and post something during the trip so you know I haven’t been eaten by a dingo (yet). Be good, and think of me on the 15th, celebrating my birthday far away from everything I know. I’ll see you all back here in two weeks! Bye!
Me: Awww, man! *whining* OSX isn’t going to support DVD! Maybe I should wait to get it then? Damn, I was really looking forward to starting my DVD collection! You know, once the “Puma” version comes out they will, so maybe I’ll just wait a few more months–
Snookums: Your iMac doesn’t have a DVD drive anyway, does it?
Me: Oh. Right. *pause* Bollocks.
People are getting very paranoid about the spread of the foot-and-mouth disease outbreak. Apparently UK visitors to Portugal now have to dip their shoes in disinfectant. Some woman in New Zealand is facing criminal charges because she neglected to disclose that she’d been to a farm in Scotland in the past 30 days. I’m starting to wonder if we’ll be detained when we get to Australia next week…
Max linked to a good article about the current European culture of fear. As an American currently living across the pond, I definitely think that the “irrational fears” are worse over here than at home. Sure, Americans distrust the government, but the British distrust everybody. Back home in Indiana, the only thing I really feared was a car accident (whether from a drunk driver or hitting a deer). Here, though, we fear the trains, we fear the beef, we fear the cell phones. We have the disasters to back it up, too! Personally, my big current one is that “deep vein thrombosis,” seeing as how I’m flying to Sydney in less than two days. My doctor advised that I take half an aspirin and move around a lot, but after reading that article I think I’m going to be jogging laps up and down the aisles. (What about alcohol? Alcohol thins the blood, right? Bring on the cocktails!)
Edited 01/03/2025: Link is unfortunately dead now.
My name is Kris. I’ve been blogging since the 90’s. I live in Sydney, Australia, and I spent most of my career in the tech industry.
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