“Islamic law states, ‘An eye for an eye.’ By that logic, we should destroy one of Osama bin Laden’s skyscrapers. Problem is, he doesn’t have any, because he lives in fucking underground caves.”
Oh yes, The Onion is back. Thank God.
I just noticed that this is my 1005th post here at web-goddess. The big rollover occurred down on the “Queen gets a mobile” post. I just calculated that I’ve been blogging for 264 days now (starting on January 4 of this year), which equates to an average of 3.8 posts per day. Not bad. I feel like that’s a good area to be in. Just frequent enough to keep you coming back, and not so often that I get sick of doing it.
So MJ’s back. My dad will be excited. I was pretty surprised to see that he’s donating his entire salary to the 9-11 relief effort. Just for that, I’ll refrain from making fun of him for a while. At least until he gets schooled by the Knicks. (Make no mistake, I hate the Knicks with a passion. I just hate the deification of athletes more.)
Snookums and I were checking out the baby pumpkins at the Hammersmith market today. So naturally my thoughts turn to Halloween and I look to the Net for inspiration. My first impulse was to do one of these cool emoticon jack-o-lanterns. I mean, it’s definitely appropriate for our Geek House. But then I saw these Martha Stewart monogrammed pumpkins and now I’m torn. Of course, if I did spend three hours making a translucent harlequin squash, somebody would only step on it in a drunken haze and I’d be all upset. So maybe I should just stick with the original idea.
EEEEEEK! I’ve been waiting for the Max OSX 10.1 Update for two months now, and every day I get disappointed. Yet this article says it’s coming out today! Could my dreams be coming true??
Two Afghan men were picked up trying to row across the English Channel in a children’s inflatable boat. That’s seriously desperate.
Aww, check it out! The Queen’s finally got a cellphone. I wonder what her ringtone is?
Salon.com defends their new interstitial ads, which I came across yesterday. I was really confused at first, and just kind of stared at the ad for a few seconds while I tried to figure out what had happened. I’m not a fan of them, but I’m not paying for a subscription either, so I guess I’ll just have to learn to put up with it.
Movie Robot or Programming Language? I got 10 out of 15 correct, but admittedly a large number of those were educated guesses. Snookums got 13. Yeah, we’re big nerds. (Link courtesy of John whom I cannot believe got “Johnny-5” wrong.)
This one’s for my Dad: This Old Souse, a drinking game based on the television programs This Old House and The New Yankee Workshop. Although my personal favorite, as you all should know, is Hometime (but the original series with JoJo, not the later ones with all of Dean’s other beeatches).
My name is Kris. I’ve been blogging since the 90’s. I live in Sydney, Australia, and I spent most of my career in the tech industry.
No AI used in writing this blog, ever. 100% human-generated.
We have the Harold McGee book, v interesting and often useful. Right up his alley I reckon!
Pisces buddies!!
TIL we share the birthday month/week. Happy Birthday!
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