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“You can get a condom over your head if you want to.” Uh, I’ll take her word for it.

How do you write a “news” article about a rumor nobody wants to utter? You write about the denial.

I’m a sucker for headlines like this: “Smugglers recipe for smoked monkey meat”.

Who in the world is going to go to a Dracula theme park? I can see the marketing slogan now: “The Goth-est Place on Earth!”

I love the French. They’ve gotten themselves so worked up over a new “Big Brother”-type show that 80 protestors stormed the site and tried to “liberate” the contestants. They were pushed back by security guards with tear gas. See? In America we just bitch about crap television, but Europeans actually stage revolutions.

Ashley Wilkes and Rhett Butler gettin’ it on? Now that’s a book I’d like to read. (Link courtesy of NowThis.com.)

WHOA! They’re gonna make red Mountain Dew? I gotta try me some of this when I go home in a few weeks…

Douglas Adams is dead. *stunned*

Star Wars: Designer Edition. I love this! I’ve got the AT-AT as my desktop wallpaper. I’m also a fan of the new Millennium Falcon. (Link courtesy of usr/bin/girl.)

The gold industry is reportedly “fighting back against a consumer preference for other precious metals.” Personally, I just think that gold is a bit… old, you know? It reminds me of old ladies. Platinum and silver just seem a bit younger and more modern. (The only thing gold I wear is my class ring, and that’s just because it was the tradition at my school.) Didn’t Audrey Hepburn say that she couldn’t wear gold until she was forty or something in “Breakfast at Tiffany’s”?