- _BillieBelieves: [Family game time]
Dad: Who in the room had the most stitches after an accident?
Mum: Me! My c-section!
Me: He s… https://t.co/L8d02bEYom
- hannahyanfield: @web_goddess I just saw this!! It was the most wonderful gift I’ve stumbled across so naturally, had to get it for… https://t.co/QvXXvUqmpl (in reply to web_goddess)
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- Soblin_: if u forget about the garlic king i will find out https://t.co/f8XmMle1vA
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- neilhimself: Over on @BBCRadio3 right now you can hear Playing In The Dark. Stories and poems from me and @amandapalmer and Davi… https://t.co/VJKtI9snqB
- fascinated: join this quickly growing startup https://t.co/rOxPBaGfiW
- The_McJones: What travelling with me is like for my family:
Tim, do you know what Oghma Infinium is?
It’s a tome of powerful k… https://t.co/q9exFY8m17
- JillPantozzi: Being an adult is being thirsty all the damn time.
- KenJennings: In a bookstore line behind a lady with a dog. She jokes that he likes to read. Old guy asks if his favorite book is… https://t.co/mTEhDqmE93
- stevage1: Confessions of a web developer:
I've been doing web development on and off since the early 2000s, including roughly… https://t.co/kYLrEwp46Z - unixbigot: If I wasn’t already married to a sword wielding nuclear physicist and geneticist who I would trust to drive the tru… https://t.co/aXe8EnPogU
- wadeis: Traditional team Christmas Eve lunch done. Wonderful time to reflect on the team’s great work and thank them all fo… https://t.co/y0FEog8nAQ
- LuBellWoo: Shit is about to go OFF https://t.co/82snkqfmEH
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- AlexanderMcCoy4: A 52-year-old Navy SEAL was accepted to Yale and expected to find “snowflakes” and “safe spaces.”
Instead he found… https://t.co/XJSPa75DUu
- AlexanderMcCoy4: A 52-year-old Navy SEAL was accepted to Yale and expected to find “snowflakes” and “safe spaces.”
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- irisherself: some last minute baking inspiration… https://t.co/0WBy2cylcu
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- adrianco: If you think you might like to work at AWS for @ulander’s @AWSOpen technologist team or @IanMmmm’s global evangelis… https://t.co/tA8LzLhkpl
- shanselman: Merry Christmas to me! #nerd. Purchased from @ben_eater https://t.co/2rcTM6EeEm
- mrbenjaminlaw: Back at home and discussing politics with Mum.
Given English is her second language, she’s now asking me why she’… https://t.co/AkwnwNGqZ1
- dylanbeattie: I release this idea into the public domain. Go on, pharmaceutical companies. Be the hero we need. https://t.co/7vwwLbDdma
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- stilgherrian: Of course it would be lovely if Australia had a prime minister who wasn’t a shallow bogan cunt. But here we are.
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- ladytemeraire: #KnittingTwitter
HEY GUESS WHAT I FINISHED!!!
I am so proud of and happy with how this sweater turned out. It too… https://t.co/2ZrHYTEKNz
- sarahkendzior: Briefly spotted on the Wikipedia entry for "Home Alone 2" 😂 https://t.co/j3Ls49Slvt
- Gizmodo: Gadget hacker solves the biggest problem with robovacs by making one that flies https://t.co/VQ5hC1648U https://t.co/Uzg3EjkJla
- boopyape: fuck it manny jacinto with a mustache https://t.co/XcnYXVY1JV
- jyesmith: Working for my dads oyster business has given me a whole new point of view on work. Honestly feel so much better co… https://t.co/tCjmyn3VHh
- Phil_Tanner: @SCaseyNZ #swineapple!
https://t.co/ICN6aj5Efy (in reply to SCaseyNZ)
- ladytemeraire: #KnittingTwitter
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- BreeAtWork: Happy holidays to everyone but JK https://t.co/alOVnp3M17
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- TheDailyShow: HISTORIC: Donald Trump just won a popular vote for the first time https://t.co/URs37tUQVk
- Rschooley: Donald Trump has finally achieved something Barack Obama didn’t.
- minxdragon: Literally can't wait for this. So excited to go see it! I will enjoy every bewildering horny ass moment.
It's goi… https://t.co/1pBiOPt5O8
- ceels: I’ve brought my knitting along to see The Sweater https://t.co/19DaPhlrHI https://t.co/RsiYwCEaYI