Month: January 2006

  • Odontophobia

    OdontophobiaI’m off to have the crunchiest, chewiest dinner money can buy, because the Big Day is finally upon us! At eleven a.m. tomorrow a dentist is going to stick a needle in my mouth and then yank out two of my wisdom teeth. I plan on eating nothing but soup and Jello for a few…

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  • Anne’s Boobies

    “The Straight Dude’s Guide to Brokeback.” The funniest part is that they include the fact that Anne “Princess Diaries” Hathaway takes her top off, which has been the Snook’s repeated excuse for wanting to see the movie for some time now. (Link courtesy of John, who hopes that UK men will be less squeamish.)

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  • Happy blog-birthday to me!My blog is going to kindergarten, folks! That’s right; I’ve officially been blogging at web-goddess for FIVE years. (The archives go back a little further because I was blogging elsewhere.) As I have done in previous years, I’ve compiled some statistics about the past twelve months. Overall the trend was towards less…

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  • Here’s some amusing trivia for your lunch break: 100 Things We Didn’t Know This Time Last Year. BBC staff compiled it from news stories published throughout 2005. The one that immediately caught my eye was the assertion that the orange Monopoly properties are tactically best. This refutes the Snook’s longstanding belief that the red properties…

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  • Help, Grammar Nazis!

    Help me, Grammar Nazis!We were just reviewing an ad for the shop with this copy: “What Ever Your Passion, Tapestry Craft Has Something For Everyone.” And I suddenly realized that “What Ever” should be one word, not two. Right? The dictionary only lists it as one word, yet upon Googling there are tons of examples…

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  • New Year’s Resolutions

    New Year’s Resolutions I will get to my healthy BMI range, but I’m not going to beat myself up over how fast it happens. I will run the Nike Women’s 10K and the City to Surf this year. I will finally get my finances in order so I can enter my thirties as an honest-to-goodness…

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  • Ball of Paint

    When the Snook and I next visit Indiana, we’re soooo going to see the world’s largest ball of paint. (Link courtesy of Pop Culture Junk Mail.)

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  • The manhunt continues

    Since people keep asking us, no, they haven’t caught the murderer yet.

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  • Scrubs Marathon

    Dubious Holiday Achievement: The Snook and I cleaned off twenty-two episodes of Scrubs from the TiFaux. And by “cleaned off,” I mean “watched for ELEVEN HOURS CONTINUOUSLY.” We love Scrubs.

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  • Knitter’s Guild Site

    I’ve been working on the redesign of the Knitter’s Guild website all day. (Old version; New Hottness) It’s not done yet but you can take a peek if you want. All design credit goes to Hank, who kindly volunteered his time and talent and somehow refrained from balking at my stipulation that the text had…

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